We're facebook friends in real life
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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