Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
