Non-Jews are for practice
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.