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2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?

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(315): 2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win? http://tfl.nu/n991

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(510): View more from California

The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.

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(510): The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker. http://tfl.nu/49dy

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.

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(337): I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel. http://tfl.nu/jndo

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(801): View more from Utah

we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha

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(801): we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha http://tfl.nu/k58e

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(775): View more from Nevada

At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.

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(775): At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town. http://tfl.nu/0gi3

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.

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And I meant every ounce of it.

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(978): You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands. (864): And I meant every ounce of it. http://tfl.nu/062o

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk

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(317): I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk http://tfl.nu/c9us

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(770): View more from Georgia

Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.

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(770): Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season. http://tfl.nu/r1ss

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.

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(403): You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything. http://tfl.nu/58f8

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(315): View more from New York

There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.

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(315): There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate. http://tfl.nu/2ksi

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.

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(+44): She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn. http://tfl.nu/qwtm

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?

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(908): Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us? http://tfl.nu/djoh

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(425): View more from Washington

Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me

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(425): Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me http://tfl.nu/wcm8

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.

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(724): At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped. http://tfl.nu/hng6

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(804): View more from Virginia

You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b

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(804): You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b http://tfl.nu/6jtc

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