$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.