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  Non-Jews are for practice

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• (845): View more from New York

  Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.

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  25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.

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• (631): View more from New York

  if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere

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• (310): View more from California

  I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.

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