Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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