he puts the penis in happiness.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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