no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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