oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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