what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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