just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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