NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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