Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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