When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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