Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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