I wish i was in the wii world.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I just found puke in my bra..
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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