Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
you will always have a special place in my vag
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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