Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Hippo gnu deer
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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