Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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