My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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