Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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