He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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