She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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