After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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