just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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