I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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