Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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