Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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