...so i touched it.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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