I feel like abortions should bother me more
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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