drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Your cock deserves a montage
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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