ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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