As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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