We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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