have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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