All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
