Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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