I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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