no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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