perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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