mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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