please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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