I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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