I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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