Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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