have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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