I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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