So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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