i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
