I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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