Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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