so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize