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• (573): View more from Missouri

  worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Bad news is he broke up with me via text message

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  But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them

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• (239): View more from Florida

  These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.

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