You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I have feelings that need drinking.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize
