For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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