1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Im part way to drunk.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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