I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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