i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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