i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
